Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Camp Suck

The Jonas Brothers. Not only are they the latest rock band, but the latest band to destroy rock forever. When they came out with their CD ‘Jonas Brothers’ lots of people thought they were going to win ‘Best Rock Band Of The Year’. Well no, they did not the Raconteurs won it. The Raconteurs not only one ‘Best Rock Band Of The Year’ they one ‘Best Rock Band Of The Dedicate’ and you can tell that by their hit song ‘Steady as She Goes’. The Jonas Brothers are three brothers (Nick, Joe, and Kevin) with big Egos. All of them play guitar (Do they really?). They dress a little like the Raconteurs in brown suits and ties (if they are copying Jack White I will kick their @$$). In 2007 they guest stared in the Disney hit show “Hannah Montana”. Just like Hannah Montana they think they are rock stars, and since then they are Disney property. It really pisses me off how rock is being misused now. The Brothers do all this stuff and think they are Rock stars. Rock bands do not use computers! And that pain in the a@#$ Hannah Montana, thinking she is all that an making real rack fade away with every swish of her wig and shake in the hips and every computer that tries to make her sound good. Watcher her whine at her Dad every episode or having that bratty smile while she runs around pretending to sing at her concerts sing that she is a rock stair makes me want to throw up. It is embarrassing to say this but I used to think she was good and a role model to my sister, every one is right when they say she is the next Brittany Spears and she is not that far from that to after all those pictures she got and her tattoo. Now I never want to see her face again. Back to the Bros. After seeing clips and hearing some of the new Disney movie ‘Camp Rock’ or what I like to call it ‘Camp Suck’. It is about a girl who goes to a camp that they say is only for people who only rock. And it has the Jonas Brothers. It has not rock at all. There are only three guitars and the rest of the people are pop singers. Since this movie most people think that is what rock is. Well it is not. That is pop. Hannah Montana and The Jonas brothers and the worst High School Musical are not rock at all. I cannot even call them music. Looks like Disney destroyed one type of music like they have been to many other things. But how knows. A band might come up and bring back rock and kick Disney in the spot forever. If Walt was here to see what has happened he would probably kick them in the spot to. Well I guess all new rock music is pop know (With the exception ‘The Raconteurs’). And what ever you do, do not listen to ‘Camp Suck’, Hannah Montana, and MSM,
OrcaDan

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